Web Hosting That Doesn't Suck
Web hosting that works and costs as much as a Dunkin's iced coffee.
$5 web hosting from host.tchbnl is the affordable and easy way to host a site. Get fast web hosting featuring OpenLiteSpeed and server-class NVMe SSDs. Optimized for WordPress and WooCommerce with advanced features like Redis for improved speeds on larger sites.
Was that enough for SEO? Phew.
I used to run a web host and miss it. So I've started a new one. Here's how it differs.
Big Host
Crowded and oversold shared servers 😔
Limited resources and throttled sites
Meets WordPress minimum requirements
Outsourced support that kind of sucks
Here
Capacity is never oversold
No fixed resource limits
Optimized for WordPress + Redis included
Knowledgeable help from Massachusetts
Big hosts like to oversell their servers and cram thousands of customers onto one box. Their first level of support is often outsourced and limited in what they can do.
tldr: If it runs there, it'll run better here.
When does it launch? Soon. I'm putting the finishing touches on stuff.
So Here's the Plan
20 GB on NVMe SSDs
No bandwidth limit
SSH and Mosh access included
Make this old man feel useful 🥲
And all it costs is:
$5/mo
Launches Soon
No random fees or tricks.
Service sucks? Cancel within 45 days and get a refund. This is the fine print. See? It's small.
and More
Hosted at Hetzner in Germany 🇩🇪
1 Gbps connection SHARED
Unlimited email and FTP
All the MariaDB databases
Redis included
Git!
WordPress installer
OpenLiteSpeed + PHP OPcache
Backups taken care of
Free Site Move
Live Demo Site
Questions & Answers
How do I know this isn't a scam?
It's not. Plus all transactions are through PayPal Business. No sketchy transfers or crypto.
How sustainable is this?
I work full-time and this doesn't cost a lot to run. See here for more info.
I need help with stuff.
Sure. Just make a ticket and I'll see what I can do.
Adult sites cool?
Yeah. Even the weird ones with guys and mustaches.
What does the SLA look like?
You'll be credited for any downtime at the rate Hetzner bills me per hour up to five dollars.
Are there resource limits?
Nope. Just keep it reasonable and don't hog all the RAM.
What if the server gets bogged down?
If this somehow goes gangbusters, I'll buy an extra server or download more RAM.
What the heck is a tchbnl?
tchbnl is a username I've used online for a long time. I used to have this site at host.tchbnl.net before I splurged on a dedicated .host domain. I've kept the old subdomain as the name for now.